blegh!!! coffee & cheese NOT a good mix (funny true story)

hey guys as you can probably guess by the title my tounge's had the worst taste ever mixed up by a human being. :) long story short (reeeeeaaaaaaallllllly short) i was doing something with those tiny coffee bean things that disolve on impact with water and i found some cheese so my (maniac) brain told me to mix the two together to see if it would be (a.the best thing ive ever tasted    or    (b.the thing that was finally gonna make me puke without the help of sickness. well i'm exagerating on option b. but you get my point. well it took ages to clear up the mess cuz i actually crushed up the coffee beans to make them powdery and rescue the cheese before it melted. (did i mention it was a hot day?) anyway it took me ages to get the taste outta my mouth then cover up the OTHER mess i made. gonna explain the  other mess thing righhhhhhhhhhhhhhtt now. you know how dogs sometimes drink from the tap? and you know in my last blog post i said i was lazy? well more than half the time im too lazy to go get a cup so in this situation i just pressed my tounge against the tap thingy to get the taste of coffee and cheese outta my mouth and because i blocked the flow of water it went crazy and splashed the kitchen with water. then i had to clean up THAT mess while trying not to slip and bang my head into a million bloody chunks. oh well i cleaned it up and did it all without getting busted.this is all a true story it happened 3 days ago

fin